Open Letter to Automated Spammers
While it appears you are thrilled to have an access point to me via my new online “contact me” email form, rest assured I will not be reading your oh-so-clever messages inviting me to purchase your “VYAGGRA” or other similarly enticing items.
I fully realize you won’t be reading this, nor would you care if you could. You’re a computer program designed by obnoxious charlatans. But it somehow makes me feel better to say it. See you in my spam/delete folder!
– The Human responsible for this blog