Jun 05 2010
Open Letter to Automated Spammers
While it appears you are thrilled to have an access point to me via my new online “contact me” email form, rest assured I will not be reading your oh-so-clever messages inviting me to purchase your “VYAGGRA” or other similarly enticing items.
I fully realize you won’t be reading this, nor would you care if you could. You’re a computer program designed by obnoxious charlatans. But it somehow makes me feel better to say it. See you in my spam/delete folder!
- The Human responsible for this blog
Roger Butner
AMEN!! I’m reminded of the WWII Army Chaplain, who while working with the troops, smashed his thumb with a hammer. As everyone stopped, waiting to see what he would do, he looked around in great pain and said, “Would someone please something appropriate?”